Dna Explorer Pillows

"Oops!" "Never say that in a DNA lab!"

Genetic manipulation

Maps of the Human Genome

"Ich habe einen ziemlich miesen DNA-Tag."

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'No kings or noblemen, but you're descended from a guy whose cousin knew Benjamin Franklin's cook!'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Genetic Meddling

Genetic link to obesity.

"Since Gerald discovered he had 5% Viking DNA he insists on fitting in a bit of pillaging before tea."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Real Life/Surreal Life

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Family DNA