Biotech Explorer Pillows

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

The first car accident.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Your Future Home.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Go ahead and dissect me

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Space for Lease.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"It will scare away our competitors."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'