Antibiotic Explorer Pillows

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

Cursing Scientist.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Gene Manipulation

Chemistry Improv Theater

"You want proof? There's your proof."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

"He doesn't look like you at all."

Thomas Hunt Morgan

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

'They're not testing drugs on us - they're testing us. We're transgenic.'

Protoxoan social distancing.

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

'In medical news this evening, researchers report that they have, for the first time, isolated the Bachelor of Science gene in humans.'