Allergy Explorer Pillows

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

The Sensitive Dude.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Protecting Nature

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Here's Pollen!"

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

'Gesundheit'

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'