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The Food Free Food Aisle

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

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"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Protecting Nature

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

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"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Asthma cats

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'