Allergy Adventurer Pillows

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

Protecting Nature

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

Asthma cats

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"Here's Pollen!"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."