Allergy Adventurer Gifts

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Neurotics in the tropics

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Protecting Nature

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"Here's Pollen!"

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Asthma cats

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."