Allergy Avengers Gifts

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Protecting Nature

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"He's allergic to pond water."

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

Frank and Ernest's tips for travelers. When traveling makes you congested ... call rheum service. Sniff.

"Here's Pollen!"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

Bless You.

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."