Allergy Superhero Gifts

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

Criminal Germs

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Protecting Nature

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

Bless You.

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

Auntie Bacterial

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

'Bad Day?'

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.