Immune System Superhero Gifts

Criminal Germs

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Flu Vaccine.

Days without an incident.

Kicking out Covid

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

Medicine.

Covid Duel

Battle against Ebola.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Fighting Covid

"Foxcroft, your research on the immune system, and the drugs you've come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager."

"Why did I come in here?"

'We had a fireman come to class today. Do you know what to do if you're ever caught in a burning building? Just stop, drop and roll...'

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

Teacher to student with spots: 'Tests make you nervous and break out in what?'

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

Auntie Bacterial

Germ warfare.

Risk Management Hut.

Falling from a billboard

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."