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Criminal Germs

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Sick

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Days without an incident.

Flu Vaccine.

Kicking out Covid

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

Medicine.

Covid Duel

Battle against Ebola.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Foxcroft, your research on the immune system, and the drugs you've come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager."

Fighting Covid

"Why did I come in here?"

'We had a fireman come to class today. Do you know what to do if you're ever caught in a burning building? Just stop, drop and roll...'

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

Teacher to student with spots: 'Tests make you nervous and break out in what?'

I don't care if all your friends are going around, you're not going anywhere until your chores are done.

Auntie Bacterial

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

Germ warfare.

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

Risk Management Hut.

Falling from a billboard

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."