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"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

vaccine wars.

Vaccinating Death

You can relax now.

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'

'I'll have another flu shot.'

Flu Vaccine.

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

Criminal Germs

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Medicine.

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'A flu shot? I won't need that I have diplomatic immunity!'

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

Fighting Covid

Reserved Parking for Cranky Middle Aged People with the Flu

Covid vs Vaccine

"Foxcroft, your research on the immune system, and the drugs you've come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager."

"I seek you looking for my first vaccine shot, then you seek me for the second."

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

Germ warfare.

I don't care if all your friends are going around, you're not going anywhere until your chores are done.

'Foxcroft, your research on the immune system and the drugs youve come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager.'

"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?

'You're allergic to tongue depressors!'

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

Army recruitment "Travel the world visit countries you have to take pills for"

Infection Control Lab. There's a problem -- Every time that antibody tries to pick a fight, an endorphin tries to calm him down.

'Can we make this snappy? - He doesn't have much of an attention span.'

"Come on! Join the resistance!"

Attitude adjustment.