Immune System Strategist T-Shirts

Reserved Parking for Cranky Middle Aged People with the Flu

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

Flu Vaccine.

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Mission accomplished.

Criminal Germs

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Medicine.

When a nanosecond is forever.

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

"Common defence"

Fighting Covid

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

'A flu shot? I won't need that I have diplomatic immunity!'

Syria / Israel.

"Foxcroft, your research on the immune system, and the drugs you've come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager."

'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

'Now that we've got Bin Laden, let's give some thought to Sarkozy and his weapons of mass obstruction.'

'Foxcroft, your research on the immune system and the drugs youve come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager.'

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'