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Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

The Decline of Europe

Ukraine Crisis

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Trouble everywhere...

Foxhole - digging robot

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

Nuclear Proliferation

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"