Historical Strategist T-Shirts

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

President Vladimir Putin of the Russian Federation

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Any questions?"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Most valuable element.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Ukraine Crisis

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Trouble everywhere...

Foxhole - digging robot

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Nuclear Proliferation

Ukraine Pinata

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse