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'It appears to be a weapon, but how do we deploy it against our rivals.'

The First Marketeer: 'Hmmm!....The potential is enormous, I could corner the market in mammoth transport management!'

"Any questions?"

Ancient Racing

"And this is our media room."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

The First Cone of Shame.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

The Land Before Mimes.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'