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'It appears to be a weapon, but how do we deploy it against our rivals.'

The First Marketeer: 'Hmmm!....The potential is enormous, I could corner the market in mammoth transport management!'

"Any questions?"

Ancient Racing

"And this is our media room."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

The Land Before Mimes.

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'