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"They say not to look a gifthorse in the mouth so this looks okay to me, Sarge."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Any questions?"

Putin and Zelensky

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Ukraine Crisis

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Trouble everywhere...

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

Foxhole - digging robot

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Ukraine Pinata

Nuclear Proliferation

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"