Ancient War Strategist Pillows

"They say not to look a gifthorse in the mouth so this looks okay to me, Sarge."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Any questions?"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Putin and Zelensky

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Ukraine Crisis

Most valuable element.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Nuclear Proliferation

Foxhole - digging robot

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Ukraine Pinata

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction