War Strategist Wannabe Pillows

"Can I see the simpler phone plan again?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Putin and Zelensky

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Ukraine Crisis

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Foxhole - digging robot

Nuclear Proliferation

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Ukraine Pinata

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Trouble everywhere...