War Strategy Wonk Pillows

Putin and Zelensky

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

The USA...

A Rifle Competition in the North

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

American Bombs

The Costs Of Doing War.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Military history

The Jumping Tank

The Future

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

Grim Reaper and the 7th

'Hamster Swat Team.'

The Sinking of the Moskva

George Smith Patton

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

The Trench-Sealer

Next Terrifying Military Threats

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple