Ancient Strategist Pillows

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Any questions?"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Ukraine Crisis

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Foxhole - digging robot

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Nuclear Proliferation

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Ukraine Pinata

"I think your going to need a business plan."

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Trouble everywhere...

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."