Stem Cell Strategist T-Shirts

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cat Trap,

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

"You're going to love this app...Find My Bone."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Software for the small businessman

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Real High Tech, Inc: 'Under New Management. . . Under Newer Management.'

'Okay, that business plan didn't work - now let's try thinking outside the box.'

'We're just beginning.'

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"As far as I know, mine is the only job he's created."

Reserved Parking for Cranky Middle Aged People with the Flu

"...then sell all my pork bellies, and buy steel."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

"From my long experience in start-ups, I can explain how inflated your inflated claims can be before they cross the line."

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'