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'There's ninety-nine zillion of us, and they think they're running things.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

CEO Escape

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Otto von Bismarck

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'It's a win-win, but a win-win-win would be better.'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"This better be important."

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Battle.

BE.. All that you can BE...

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

'In Case of Swarm, Break Glass.'

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"I avoid stress by delegating it all to my staff."

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

Naval Power of England and France

Unai Emery Etxegoien