Swarm Strategist Pillows

'There's ninety-nine zillion of us, and they think they're running things.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

CEO Escape

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Otto von Bismarck

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'It's a win-win, but a win-win-win would be better.'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

"This better be important."

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Battle.

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

BE.. All that you can BE...

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

'In Case of Swarm, Break Glass.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"I avoid stress by delegating it all to my staff."

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"Mind if we play through?"

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."