Swarm Whisperer Pillows

'In Case of Swarm, Break Glass.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

The Worm Charmer

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

Man fishing with large bait

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Turtle Hat

Reverse psychology

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'I could eat you.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."