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'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'Is this the new input device?'

Covid Shield

Covid and the Vaccines

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'

Flu Vaccine.

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

An allergist sneezing

Criminal Germs

Snakecharming.

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Medicine.

Mosquito Test + Taste

Vaccine

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

"I want to switch all my municipal bonds into stocks, my stocks into T-bill and my T-bills into municipal bonds."

Blood Peer Pressure.

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

'You've broken down my immune system!'

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

The Venn diagram buildings ...'Physics + biology & physics and a little biochemistry.

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"