Immune System Explorers T-Shirts

"Maybe if I eat lots of it, I'll get immune!"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Covid and the Vaccines

Covid Shield

You can relax now.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'

Flu Vaccine.

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

An allergist sneezing

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Medicine.

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Mosquito Test + Taste

Vaccine

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

Blood Peer Pressure.

'You've broken down my immune system!'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Dr. Fauci

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"

'A flu shot? I won't need that I have diplomatic immunity!'

"Haha! Finally safe!"