Digestive System Explorers T-Shirts

'That's weird, I don't recall a gerbal the last time we were here!'

"Tour de Frank"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"We both love Chinese food."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'Chief say he eat to many beans.'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Fresh Fish

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Yes, the French only eat the legs, but we're not French! We eat the whole frog!"

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."

"That's bass with broccoli and mushrooms. Stop calling it animal, vegetable, and fungus."

Smorgasborg

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

'I've got acid indigestion.'