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"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

'How was the squid?'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'My French is not so good.'

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Sauted lard, please."

Roadkill Restaurant

"We both love Chinese food."