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"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

'How was the squid?'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"You were right-we should have just split one."

Roadkill Restaurant

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"We both love Chinese food."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Sauted lard, please."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'My French is not so good.'