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"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

'Lets do lunch tomorrow.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Your lobster was off!

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Tour de Frank"

Before/After

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Platter confusion.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'How was the squid?'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Alphabet soup

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

Nutritional Supplements.