Immune System Admirer T-Shirts

I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?

"I'm the bad guy..."

Mensa Does Improv

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

You can relax now.

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'

Flu Vaccine.

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Adios Amoebas

She's good, but Mom's better.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Medicine.

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Euphemistic.

"If it isn't E mc2!"

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

Car traffic.

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

'Looks like a virus.'

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

Fighting Covid

"Remember the marine biologist? Now, that was brain food."

"Foxcroft, your research on the immune system, and the drugs you've come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager."

'A flu shot? I won't need that I have diplomatic immunity!'

"First of all, I'd like to thank the bacteria"

You were too checking out that new, more virulent strain.

Cycle of Death and Life.