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"Roy and I both tested positive for coronavirus antibodies, so we decided to move in together."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Moby Dick

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Happy Birthday!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

Red hot little combo

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Yoghurt man

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

The Big Picture

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting