Antibody Admirer Gifts

"Roy and I both tested positive for coronavirus antibodies, so we decided to move in together."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Moby Dick

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Happy Birthday!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'Picasso'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Red hot little combo

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"It's a great work!"

Cover story: Picasso

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

Yoghurt man

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

The Big Picture