Antibody Aficionado Gifts

Allergen Lab. That wheat protein is surrounded by antibodies, but he's not backing down! He's a real gluten for punishment!

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

vaccine wars.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Vaccinating Death

Jack in the Box

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

We Used to Build Things

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'Sorry, free parking for big campaign contributors only'

'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'

'I'll have another flu shot.'

Finding Bigfoot

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

"Kid's today!"

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"If I didn't it to p*** through I'd whack the damn thing off!"

Gerrymandering

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

Comfort zone

'I wrote my own speech once. It didn't sound like me at all!'

"Just tryin' to inform and educate the electorate!"

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."