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"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Sign my yearbook?"

If nobody had invented graphics

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Introducing Piza Island.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

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Scientists building a tower

"Disney will flip!"

The Fall from Pisa

Lost

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"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"