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"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

vaccine wars.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Vaccinating Death

Jack in the Box

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

'Sorry, free parking for big campaign contributors only'

'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'

'I'll have another flu shot.'

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"Kid's today!"

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"

Gerrymandering

"If I didn't it to p*** through I'd whack the damn thing off!"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

Comfort zone

'I wrote my own speech once. It didn't sound like me at all!'

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."