Immune System Innovator Gifts

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'Is this the new input device?'

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Covid and the Vaccines

Covid Shield

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Flu Vaccine.

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Criminal Germs

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

An allergist sneezing

Snakecharming.

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Medicine.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

Mosquito Test + Taste

Vaccine

"I want to switch all my municipal bonds into stocks, my stocks into T-bill and my T-bills into municipal bonds."

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

Blood Peer Pressure.

'You've broken down my immune system!'

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

The Venn diagram buildings ...'Physics + biology & physics and a little biochemistry.