Healthcare Superhero Gifts

"I wish I could help you. The problem is that you're too sick for managed care."

Sick

Kicking out Covid

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Keyworker

Dancing Doctor

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Booster shots

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Corona Funeral

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'