Allergy Comedian Gifts

In his humanity, he may have suffered from 'allerjesus'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

An allergist sneezing

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'Has the news finished yet?'

Protoxoan social distancing.

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

'If his chart dips down to 15 here, he'll start emitting a hellish, non-stop squeal.'

'Surgeon General's warning on junk food! Lighten up a little!'

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

Your cough IS unproductive, but I'm more concerned by your unmotivated sneezes, your apathetic earache, and your sniffles' overall lack of ambition.

"I'm just messing with you."

"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

WD40

"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

'First time out together since the panic stations of you getting a chicken bone stuck in your throat!'

'You'll have to stop using artificial sweeteners... You have artificial diabetes.'

'Doctor, I think I have a onion allergy.'