Allergy Jokes Gifts

Looking for allergy jokes that can turn a sneezeworthy day into a laugh-out-loud moment? Our collection of funny allergy-themed gifts combines humor and relatability, making them ideal for friends, family, or yourself. Whether on mugs, t-shirts, or prints, these witty items celebrate allergies with a creative twist, easing the discomfort with humor and good spirits.

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That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats... mockup

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

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'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.' mockup

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

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An allergist sneezing

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'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.' mockup

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

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'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?' mockup

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

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"I'm afraid someone drank your sample." mockup

"I'm afraid someone drank your sample."

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'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.' mockup

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

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"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!" mockup

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

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You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot? mockup

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

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"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!" mockup

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

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"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are." mockup

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

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'It hurts when I cackle!'

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"Med school was a blast."

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"Are you sure you wouldn't rather just get the vaccine?"

"Are you sure you wouldn't rather just get the vaccine?" mockup

"Are you sure you wouldn't rather just get the vaccine?"

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"Did you put garlic in the pasta?" mockup

"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"

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'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.' mockup

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

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Nightmares donuts have.

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'What's the problem?'

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'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?' mockup

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

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"Would a test have told us if my goldfish had coronavirus?"

"Would a test have told us if my goldfish had coronavirus?" mockup

"Would a test have told us if my goldfish had coronavirus?"

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'The nurse tells me you haven't been swallowing your pills.' (Doctor has harpoon).

'The nurse tells me you haven't been swallowing your pills.' (Doctor has harpoon). mockup

'The nurse tells me you haven't been swallowing your pills.' (Doctor has harpoon).

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"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!" mockup

"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

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"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!" mockup

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

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"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies." mockup

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

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"Yoga for hangovers"

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'Lucky break for you Dad, that they had that body cast in your size.'

'Lucky break for you Dad, that they had that body cast in your size.' mockup

'Lucky break for you Dad, that they had that body cast in your size.'

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I'm worried about Uncle Tony. He's looking a little drawn.

I'm worried about Uncle Tony. He's looking a little drawn. mockup

I'm worried about Uncle Tony. He's looking a little drawn.

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'Don't try getting polite with me!' mockup

'Don't try getting polite with me!'

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Support group for guys with hemorrhoids.

Support group for guys with hemorrhoids. mockup

Support group for guys with hemorrhoids.

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'A health report today warned skeptics, who take everything with a grain of salt, could result in abnormal hypertension. . .'

'A health report today warned skeptics, who take everything with a grain of salt, could result in abnormal hypertension. . .' mockup

'A health report today warned skeptics, who take everything with a grain of salt, could result in abnormal hypertension. . .'

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"Doctor, my ear keeps ringing. . ." mockup

"Doctor, my ear keeps ringing. . ."

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'I can't seem to recall the Latin term for 'little green pill that makes you feel better.' '

'I can't seem to recall the Latin term for 'little green pill that makes you feel better.' ' mockup

'I can't seem to recall the Latin term for 'little green pill that makes you feel better.' '

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'For $1500 a day, I should at least get a nurse in a miniskirt!'

'For $1500 a day, I should at least get a nurse in a miniskirt!' mockup

'For $1500 a day, I should at least get a nurse in a miniskirt!'

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Allergy Jokes Gifts Collection

Allergy Jokes Mugs

Love witty mugs? Check out our entire collection of allergy joke mugs, perfect for adding humor to your morning routine or as a fun gift.

Allergy Jokes Pillows

Find cozy humor with our allergy joke pillows, blending comfort and comedy to lighten any room with witty humor.

Allergy Jokes Prints

Explore our allergy joke prints for a humorous touch to your home decor—funny, clever, and always in good taste.

Allergy Jokes T-Shirts

Browse our hilarious allergy joke t-shirts to find the perfect shirt that makes light of allergy season with clever, humorous designs.