Allergy Jokes Pillows

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

An allergist sneezing

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"I'm afraid someone drank your sample."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'It hurts when I cackle!'

"Med school was a blast."

Catch 72

"Are you sure you wouldn't rather just get the vaccine?"

"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"

'What's the problem?'

Nightmares donuts have.

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

'Perhaps I should clarify. When I told you to drink plenty of fluids...'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

"Would a test have told us if my goldfish had coronavirus?"

'The nurse tells me you haven't been swallowing your pills.' (Doctor has harpoon).

'Lucky break for you Dad, that they had that body cast in your size.'

"Yoga for hangovers"

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

I'm worried about Uncle Tony. He's looking a little drawn.

I like spring okay, except for the mammoths shedding.

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

Support group for guys with hemorrhoids.

'Don't try getting polite with me!'

'A health report today warned skeptics, who take everything with a grain of salt, could result in abnormal hypertension. . .'

'I can't seem to recall the Latin term for 'little green pill that makes you feel better.' '

"Doctor, my ear keeps ringing. . ."