Allergy Anecdotes Pillows

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

An allergist sneezing

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

The sounds of spring.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

'Bless you!'

Asthma cats

"Modern art?"

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'I couldn't get the cap off the prescription bottle. What did you die of?'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

Pollen's Side of the Story

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

'Tony is allergic to the cat.'

"Oh, by the way. Did I mention that I'm kryptonite intolerant?"