Allergy Sufferer Humorist Pillows

What a pity they invited someone allergic to cats.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

An allergist sneezing

Superhero with Acrophobia

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

"Oh my god, apple pox!"

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

WD40

"Closed. Out to fast."

'You can come in if you like, but we've all got swine fever in here.'

"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

'Doctor, I think I have a onion allergy.'

'He promised me that a cigar should never again touch his lips...!'

Bless You!

'You're going to get chicken pox. . .!'

"Are you gluten free?"