What a pity they invited someone allergic to cats.
Allergy Sufferer Humorist Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for someone who deals with allergies but keeps their sense of humor intact? Our collection features amusing mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to bring smiles and laughter to allergy sufferers. These clever, light-hearted items are ideal for those who embrace their allergy adventures with a witty twist, making everyday moments a little more fun and a lot more relatable.
"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"
Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.
"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"
Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'
'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'
An allergist sneezing
Superhero with Acrophobia
"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"
You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?
'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'
"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"
"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."
"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."
That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...
I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!
"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"
Why hamsters don't sleep at night.
"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"
'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'
"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"
"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."
"Oh my god, apple pox!"
Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic
WD40
"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."
"Closed. Out to fast."
'You can come in if you like, but we've all got swine fever in here.'
"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"
Heart palpitations. What? I've got sweaty palms, weak knees, aches, dizzy, warm brow
'He promised me that a cigar should never again touch his lips...!'
Bless You!
'Doctor, I think I have a onion allergy.'
Achoo! Wow, the pollen count really is high this year!
'You're going to get chicken pox. . .!'
Allergy Sufferer Humorist Gifts Collection
Allergy Sufferer Humorist Mugs
Explore our hilarious collection of allergy-themed mugs that bring humor to everyday allergy moments. Perfect for brightening any mug collection.
Allergy Sufferer Humorist Pillows
Check out our funny allergy pillows that add comfort and humor to their living spaces, making light of allergy adventures.
Allergy Sufferer Humorist Prints
Browse humorous prints celebrating allergy life in style. Perfect for decorating and making them smile daily.
Allergy Sufferer Humorist T-Shirts
Discover witty allergy-themed t-shirts that make a statement and add humor to their wardrobe. Great for daily wear and allergy awareness.