Allergy Sufferer's Chuckle Gifts

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

An allergist sneezing

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

The sounds of spring.

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

Asthma cats

"Modern art?"

'Bless you!'

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

Pollen's Side of the Story

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

Acupuncture

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

The Food Free Food Aisle