Allergy Survivor Gifts

'It's worse than I thought, you've got a peanut allergy.'

'Well, I don't know how you managed to mistake poison ivy for a fig leaf!'

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'Tony is allergic to the cat.'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

Hay Fever Preventives.

My nose is streaming with hayfever today. - '*sniff*' - 'Hayfever is a sign of weakness.' - 'Why do you say that?' - 'You have weak sinuses, therefore you are weak. Duh.'

Asthma cats

Allergic-reaction man.

"I had to give away my Persian cat because I got allergic to animals...and now I feel racist!"

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

An allergist sneezing

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

Protecting Nature

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."