Allergy Sufferer Extraordinaire Gifts

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Protecting Nature

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

The sounds of spring.

Asthma cats

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

'Bless you!'

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"Modern art?"