Allergy Sufferer Extraordinaire T-Shirts

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Protecting Nature

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

The sounds of spring.

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Modern art?"

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!