Seasonal Allergy Survivor T-Shirts

'Bless you!'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

The sounds of spring.

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"Modern art?"

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

Asthma cats

Transmitting Swine Flu.

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

Pollen's Side of the Story

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'