Seasonal Allergy Survivor Pillows

'Bless you!'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

The sounds of spring.

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

Transmitting Swine Flu.

Asthma cats

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

"Modern art?"

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

'Memo to staff: when using an apple to practice giving flu shots, don't leave it where I'll find it!'

Pollen's Side of the Story

"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"